Thursday, July 14, 2011

Will Brad and Angelina Get Married This Year?!?

Every year there is a rumor that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will finally tie the knot. Whether its for little Shiloh's sake or because Jennifer Aniston is coming out with a new movie...whatever man! I've got the definitive answer right here thanks in part to my six card tarot spread called "Yes" or "No":

The answer is a definite yes, that in fact Brad and Angie will be getting married this year. I had only two reversed cards in the spread and everything else was upright so be prepared folks for the fan fare and million dollar "People" magazine covers.

But I am a believer in if it ain't broke don't fix it so, I decided to put these cards into the first 6 Celtic spread pattern for some more information on their future nuptials and what I got shocked me:

The cards revealed that the decision to wed was more of a moral one than anything else. If the kids weren't involved and if there wasn't so much pressure from the media they wouldn't have decided to marry but they feel as if it is the best decision for the family. They are very nervous about the decision to take that matrimonial step. "The Devil" card also reveals that the relationship unfortunately was built on lust and the obvious infidelity on Brad's part. But for the future positions we have one of them living very happily but there marriage will lead to a divorce, which is unfortunate. What I know right now is that it will be a mutual decision and Brad will be seen with a younger woman but that is years to come guys. Let's enjoy this "royalesque (I know that is not a word)"  wedding to come!

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Lissa said...

Yay! I can't wait.

Paul said...

I will hate Brad Pitt.